Season
- Season 3 2002-06-18
- Season 2 2001-03-13
- Season 1 2000-03-14
- Season 0
Episode
- Episode 1: Penetration Island
- Episode 2: Saturday Night Queefer
- Episode 3: In the Line of Booty
- Episode 4: Three Days of the Condom
- Episode 5: Witness for the Prostitution
- Episode 6: The Gay Team
- Episode 7: You Only Come Once
- Episode 8: Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood
- Episode 9: Godfather Knows Best
- Episode 10: Empty the Dragon
- Episode 11: The Long Hot Johnson
- Episode 12: Taco Lips Now (1)
- Episode 13: Jailhouse Notch (2)
- Episode 14: Bad News, Mr. Johnson (3)
Son of the Beach Season 3 Taco Lips Now (1)
A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's Notch Johnson, the world's greatest lifeguard (hardly), and his unit SPF-30.
